Who gets the girl?

Which one of these two would get the girl?

James Bond or Captain James T. Kirk

 

neither shes probably a lesbian

 

Both. Phoenix you gotta remember, neither Bond nor Kirk cares if she's a lesbian.

 

Sean Connery. End of discussion

 

if capt kirk can defeat KHAN!! then i guess anything is possible

 

Neither Captian picard comes in and blinds them with the light from his shiny bald head, then takes the girl

 

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archangel said:

Neither Captian picard comes in and blinds them with the light from his shiny bald head, then takes the girl

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That can't happen. Q gave James Bond the special "anti-glare" contact lenses before Bond left. Q figured that James might have a reason to stare up at the Sun, so he made the contacts so that Bond wouldn't be blinded if he did. I guess you missed that part.

 

Kirk. He has fucked more girls from more planets than anybody else.