Who is the best and what is easiest technique

I'm overweight newbie player. My fingers are too fat to use a keyboard so I use a typing wand and don't want to search. So give me the information quick and now! Like McDonald's does with my food orders.

 

ROTFLOLOLOL!! It's the first time a noobie post makes me laugh this much! LOLOL! Usually they are naive and innocent, and they make their usual mistakes. But this guy here, makes his mistakes, and is rude as hell, LOLOL. He's stupid, but he's fucking funny!! LOLOLOL, "like mcdonald's does with my food orders"!! ROTFLOL, BRILLIANT!

 

Right on, go get a DDR pad and alternate between VFEvo and DDR Max.

Oh, an unlike 99.99% of the games on the market, every character in VF is pretty much equally good. So pick someone you like and go play training mode.

 

Dude, I can't play with a dance pad! I can't even see my feet when I stand up. How am I gonna see the mat? Think MAN! THINK! I need something like a typing wand except for game controllers.

 

haha no one LOOKS at the dance pad when they play DDR -_- thas kinda how u would miss everything going through on the screen... buh anyways i think if your fingers r a lil chubby or wtv buying an arcade stick would be good? but i think u can do fine on the normal controller too, jus use the side-tip of ur finger..? lol ok maybe an arcade stick would be good

characters... hmm well if u dont like inputting 389012758973125 commands for a super combo then dont do Akira, other than that all the other characters have som relatively good combos tha r easy to master, good luck

 

Just like there is no easy way to lose weight-there ain't no cheap&easy way to master VF.
You're gonna have to WORK IT fat motherf$*£ç /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif