I've very much enjoyed what you've written but I *still* can't hear you from over here! holla?
DO I!!!!!!?!
"now, your mom and I are going out tonight so please behave for Cindy while she's here."
That's awesome.
it totally is. We used to say cheap but in the modern vernacular racist will do. Also, your avatar is fitting for this topic if I recall where...
LOL
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