Beards

October 2005
Posh lawn party post-Katrina

"So Fred, why did you start wearing a beard?"

"I don't know. I went to the beach and didn't shave then came back and decided to keep it going."

"Are you sure there's no other reason?"

"Yeah. I mean, it still feels like vacation even with all this bullshit going down. Shaving sucks and it hurts."

"Are you sure it isn't because of what it does to women?"

"Pretty sure. What does it do to women anyway?"

"You know damn well what it does."


I do now, anyway.

My advice to you, fellas, is to give the old razor a break for a little while and see what comes your way.

 

Next time you see me, I'ma look like ZZ Top or something, after reading KoD and S_AKI's posts hahahaha.

 

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=beard&word2=moustache

done and dusted Sebo, GG

 

QALIty oVEr qUanTITy!!!

 

didnt your mother teach you not to tell lies?

 

i always liked to have some kind of beard. but as stated earlier chicks don't, so there is not much choice other than shaving to get pussy. lol.

 

kod wins.... i shaved

 

OH NOES SAY IT AINT SO!!!!

guess its safe to trim my beard now . . .

 

rofl