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@Cmoney was legit good offline. The folks he beats online he would also beat offline too. The lag is real, but he does know what he's doing.

 

I dont believe the hype. Heres how to beat Cmoney:
1. Do full circulars.
This fag loves to evade! He absolutely loves it! But that where he gets like. 80% of his damage. Full circulars discourages him from doing just that. So much so, he'll clam up and block cuz hes afraid. And when that happens..

2. Throw the ever living shit out of him!
He doesnt throw break. And the very few times he does, its always 6. So just. 4 or neutral throw him for pretty much free. Hell, even HE knows how much he sucks at throw breaks. So to counteract throws, he fuzzys like its going out of style. And that means...

3. Do lows that knockdown, Guard Breaks or Delayed throws.
These 3 three things are the counters to fuzzy. And to fuzzying fuck face like Cmoney, its like torturous ass rape. Delayed Throws and Guard Breaks will work cuz Cuckmoney wont do anything else but block after fuzzying. And Lows like Lion's 3 K+g/2 k+g/1 k will work cuz the bastard is so worried about mids. So learn these well. But now you ask" But Jason what if he starts to abare?" And heres what i say to that...

4. Prepare your launchers and Crumples cuz your gonna need'em.
Cmoney, when having his options cut off to the point he feels like a true caged animal will start to abare. Normally with 2p but depending on which character hes playing with ( Lau 2k k, Shun 8 k, Pai 3 p+k...)it differs. And he normally abares from out of extreme negative situations. So when that happens ch or launch his bitch ass with extreme prejudice!! Then proceed with combo of choice wash rinse repeat.

5. He very rarely techs knockdowns.
Making him susceptible to green combs, ground scrapping attacks for a little extra damage after a combo, ground throws (hes wolf's bitch, but more on that later. Stay tuned). And down attacks.

So there you have. The typical flow chart tactics to slaughtering Cuckmoney! Follow this guide and you fuck up Cuckmoney so much on applications, when asked his gender he have to check "decline to identify". Lol. But follow this. It guarenteed to work. Its not like he'll evolve or anything.

* Bonus Note*
When fighting Cuckmoney with Wolf or Jeffery. If you knock him down remember this:
Far from wall, do 2 p+g
Near wall, do 3 p+g
That is all!

 

Oh i almost forgot.
6. He cant shake staggers.
Stagger his ass into oblivion. Stagger him soo much he'll Harlem shake into a seizure. Then combo cuz at that point he's pretty much food stamps... ok bye!

 

A 4 to 1 ft10 record over Jason asshole..nuff said

 

You only mentioned the one about staggers because it treatens you the most. Which is crazy because the whole fucking list should threaten you. Its a fool proof manifesto on how to completly crush your gameplan. Think about it...

 

@BBountyHuntyr wins this poll, but definitely keep @kingo in mind as well. Please reach out to @Stl_Tim or myself about your availability. Thanks!