Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris almost won the intergallactic space fighting tournament. That was until he met Bruce Campbell's chin. Bruce finally caught up two hours after Chuck was knocked out by the all powerfull chin.

 

Blaspheme!

And I take it the intergallactic space fighting tournament is a turf war between the pancreas and the spleen?

Oh noes! Powerfull built-in spell-checker non obvious failure - apathetic victory dance! <span style='font-size: 8pt'>(Shrug)[/size]</span>

 

Argh! My poor spelling summons Chuck Norris to beat me to a pulp. Oh Noes! And I'm not Bruce Campbell.

 

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.

GE

 

^ Those are all lies made out of jealousy first spread by Arnold Schwarzenegger. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif

 

Fuck them both.

Selma Hayek can bench press both of them with ease.

 

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GE

 

Chuck Norris likes Mike Huckabee so he pretty much must drink cum and slurp asshole...

 

Whoa, I thought he was just a dumb ass, but he also knows nothing about our nation's history either.
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History books just pwned Chuck Norris!!!!</span>

 

wow ruff, but funny haha

 

Chuck Norris is the fool Mr. T pities.

 

The saddest part of that story: he supports Huckabee for president. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif Why, Chuck, why?