Goh interview

Re: The WolfMan

I love thinking of Barbara actually asking these questions. I've seen enough of her interviews to hear the text in her voice.

 

Re: The WolfMan

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ONISTOMPA said:
every fighting game needs a Kuma


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That should seriously be a quote on the back of the box.

 

Re: The WolfMan

Wow, this is truly great stuff. Funny as hell. Did you come up with all this yourself ONISTOMPA? If so, that's real great. I would just love to see what Jacky would have to say about all this kind of stuff... That would be fun. Keep up the good work!

 

Re: The WolfMan

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Plague said:

I love thinking of Barbara actually asking these questions. I've seen enough of her interviews to hear the text in her voice.

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Same here /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Samson :
That should seriously be a quote on the back of the box.

Lol.

LtTitan :
Wow, this is truly great stuff. Funny as hell. Did you come up with all this yourself ONISTOMPA? If so, that's real great. I would just love to see what Jacky would have to say about all this kind of stuff... That would be fun. Keep up the good work!

Thanks ! Yes, I came up with this by myself. Jacky might talk but yo guys this can only be funny for so long /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

 

Re: The WolfMan

The Akira and Wolf ones are gold, Goh one is also very good, keep them coming!!!

 

Re: Mr. McWild

Jeffry


-B.W. :
How's it going Mr. McWild ? Please take a seat.
Jeffry :
I'm fine thank you.

-B.W. :
Any luck in finding the "Devil Shark''.
Jeffry :
Nope, no traces, think I might have to move on with my life. I'm starting to wonder if it's still alive.


-B.W. :
You've been a staple figure for the VF series, a legend since day one. Do you think that after a decade here at Sega, you've received the respect you trully deserve ?
Jeffry :
Hmph, that's an easy one. Just play VF4evo and you'll have your answer to that.

-B.W. :
What exactly do you mean by that Mr. McWild ?
Jeffry :
I mean that some characters get the red carpet treatment while others get screwed. Lets take Kage for instance : the dude gets a KILLER throw game, great speed and power, a jumonji stance with a catch throw, a high and mid reversal, great back turn moves not to mention a back turn throw and the list goes on. I mean HEYYY why don't they just go ahead and give him a fourteen inch dick too while they're at it. Might as well, I don't see what else he needs. Am I right or wrong Barbara ?

-B.W. :
Whoa, whoa, whoa don't put me in this. Ok are you trying to say that a Jeffry player can't beat a Kage player ?
Jeffry :
No no don't get me wrong I can kick Kage's ass anyday, but I have to work harder with the tools given to me. Be more methodical. The ''threat'' stance ain't threatening nobody. I mean don't get me wrong it's cool and all but it ain't a flamingo or a jumonji.

-B.W. :
If you had three wishes for the next game what would they be ?
Jeffry :
Hmmm lets see, a more threatening ''threat'' stance with better options ; a high/mid P, K reversal to mount where I can pound my opponent to death ; and the ability to tackle and mount.

-B.W. :
Do you think those changes will boost you to superstar status ?
Jeffry :
I don't know but it'll sure help.

-B.W. :
Wolf Hawkfield compared you to Kuma of all.... animals. What do you have to say about this ?
Jeffry :
You want me to tell you the truth about ''Wolf Hawkfield" ? Well here it is : Am2 couldn't afford Triple H so they went out and got Wolf. I mean c'mon have you ever seen him on tv besides VF ? When I watch WWE I don't see any Wolf ! Who does he wrestle for ? Don't all the good Canadian wrestlers eventually go to WWE : Bret Hart, Benoit, Jericho... But where the hell is Wolf ? He's not in Japan, not in Mexico... Where the hell is he ? If he was really a "world renowned'' champion don't you think we would've seen him on tv by now ? Bob Holly has more fans than Wolf, what's up with that ? Wolf ain't bout shit he's just an arrogant punk with a lame gimmick who speaks in the third person to make himself feel better.

-B.W. :
*Lol* cough *cough* Eh Ok is Craig Marduk THE next big thing ?
Jeffry :
Haven't seen any footage of him so I don't know.

-B.W. :
You've haven't seen Craig Marduk !!!?
Jeffry :
I've heard about him but never had the chance to see him in action.

-B.W. :
Ok well thank you for your time Mr. McWild.
Jeffry :
You're welcome.

 

Re: Mr. McWild

Lol 14 inch dick. Oni you crazy! You had me laughin' on the Jeffry one. Couldn't afford Triple H. Oni..........pure genius. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Mr. McWild

lmao i love those comment about kage, LOL HAHAHAH HILARIOUS, keep it up

 

Sarah goes wild.

Sarah goes wild.


-B.W. :
How are you doing Ms. Bryant.
-Sarah :
I'm doing good Barbara, please call me Sarah.

- B.W. :
So Sarah, you're one of the original VF cast members, been around since 1993. Have you ever thought about leaving or moving on to other things : music, movies...
-Sarah :
Yes all the time, I'm tired of all the bs that goes on around here.

-B.W. :
Bs !? What do you mean by that ? Anything in particular that you feel like discussing ?
-Sarah :
Oh boy where do I start ok lets see : favoritisme, steroids use, sexual harassement... I can go on for weeks.

-B.W. :
Whoa ! Sarah those are some serious allegations you're making there. Do you have any proof ? And who are you refering to ?
Sarah :
Well you don't have to guess too much when I say steroids.

-B.W. :
I'm sorry but I'm not following you, who exactly are you talking about ?
-Sarah :
Does newcomer, Storm wannabe ring a bell ?

-B.W. :
Oh dear !! Are you telling me that Vannessa Lewis uses steroids. I'm sorry Sarah but I'm having a hard time believing this. Do you have any proof that can confirm this.
-Sarah :
PROOF !!? You're joking right ? I mean c'mon look at her. Have you seen her legs, the bitch looks like Sammy Sosa. She makes Serena Williams look like a 5 year old. What more proof do you need ? Let her tackle you and you'll see exactly what I mean. She could EASILY play middle linebacker for any NFL team. I mean C'MON !!!

-B.W. :
Ok but do you have any concrete proof or evidence that Vannessa Lewis is abusing steroids.
-Sarah :
That's not my job that's Sega's job.

-B.W. :
Are you suggesting mandatory drug testing in fighting games ?
-Sarah :
Yes that's exactly what I want. I've worked hard all my life to be where am at. Didn't have to sleep with anybody, didn't have to use drugs and it just isn't fair when some of these girls just come in and try to leapfrog their way to the top.

-B.W. :
Are you also suggesting that Ms. Lewis slept with top people to get to where she's at right now ?
-Sarah :
Oh no not her, I wonder if she's even into guys !!? I was talking about someone else. She's been around a little longer, I'll let you do the math.

-B.W. :
Ok lets move on, You're the original blonde girl of fighting games, how do you feel about Nina Williams getting her own game before you.
-Sarah :
Hmph, I wonder how many guys she had to sleep with to get that gig. But anyway I wish her luck ! Namco treats their people well.

-B.W. :
Are you satisfied with your movelist ?
Sarah :
Yes but what does a girl have to do to get a good throw around here ?

-B.W. :
Well, going by what you've told me, I think you already know the answer to that.
Sarah :
*Lol* You're right how stupid of me.

-B.W. :
Well it was a pleasure talking to you Sarah.
Sarah :
Me too Barbara. See you next time.

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

Lol........steroids and sleeping with people for favors. Oni........you're the best. Just call the topic Character Interviews

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

Lol........steroids and sleeping with people for favors. Oni........you're the best. Just call the topic Character Interviews, you may as well since you've done so many.

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

Dude your best one so far. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

I am loving it. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

hahahahha great job

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

<zips mouth>

 

The Vanessa minute.

Vanessa.


-B.W. :
Ms. Lewis, BOY have I been dying to get a hold of you ! How are you doing ?
-Vanessa :
I'm fine thank you.

- B.W. :
May I call you Vanessa ?
-Vanessa :
Sure.

-B.W. :
Ok Vanessa, you and Leifei, arguably had one of the best rookie years in fighting game history. How have you handled the media but also the pressure surrounding your success.
-Vanessa :
I don't know about Leifei but I think I've handled the media and the pressure pretty well. To me the media has never been a real major factor and I love pressure. I've always performed better under pressure.

-B.W. :
So are you pleased with your movelist or should I say list(s).
-Vanessa :
There's absolutely nothing wrong with my movelists. Am2 did a wonderful job !

-B.W. :
Why did Am2 order you to dress up for the US and European versions of Evo.
-Vanessa :
Hmmm good question. I don't know, maybe I was too intimitading ! I guess my body was scaring the hell out of the male characters *Lol*.

-B.W. :
Well actually, I think it was Sarah Bryant who was the most "intimitaded'' by your body. She accuses you of using steroids in order to boost your perfomance and "leapfrog your way to the top". What is your response to these allegations ?
-Vanessa :
What...the... hell... is that trailor trash bitch talking about !? Steroids ! Please, these are pure natural muscles. She's just pissed because her popularity just keeps declining game after game. While me and the other girls are getting all the attention. Am2 tried saving her game by giving her a cheesy flamingo stance and she still has a hard time winning with that. She should get the secondary character award, because who the hell plays with Sarah seriously anymore. Dural gets more playtime than that part-time stripping tramp. Sarah should stick to what she does best : lap dances and blow jobs. She should...

-B.W. :
Ok, Ok Vanessa I think we got your point. Are you happy here at Sega ?
-Vanessa :
Of course, why wouldn't I be. Sega has treated me well since day one. I LOVE SEGA !!!!

-B.W. :
So I suppose you'll be signing a lucrative, longterm deal very soon ?
-Vanessa :
Yes if everything goes well I'll be a franchise and will hopefully end my career here.

-B.W. :
There's been another rumor flying around that...
-Vanessa :
I'm a lesbian !

-B.W. :
Yes that you're a lesbian and that you've been seen making advances on Aoi. What's your reponse ?
-Vanessa :
That's ABSOLUTELY not true ! ME making advances on Aoi pfft...totally ridiculous ! Aoi's my girl.

-B.W. :
She's YOUR girl !!!???
-Vanessa :
*sigh* My girl, girl. Not my GIRL, GIRL if you no what I mean.

-B.W. :
I was just messing with you. Thank you for your time Ms. Vanessa Lewis.
-Vanessa:
You're very welcome Barbara.

 

Re: The Vanessa minute.

Man your too funny whiz kid /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif
those interviews are the best lol (got tearz in my eyes as i type) /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sarah Vanessa LOL /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

you forget to mention Sarah being comapred to Uma in Kill Bill and Aoi to Lucy Liu (hint hint) /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: The Vanessa minute.

Pretty funny! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Although I think you messed up on the Jeffrey one, too many words man!! WRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Re: The Vanessa minute.

Yeah these interviews are very nice, hope there will be a series for all VF characters. Not sure what will happen in the Shun interview though /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

Man, the girls are making Akira and Goh look like best friends. Lol