Goh interview

Re: Sarah goes wild.

This is really funny shit keep it up. Im laughing my ass at at 3.30 am here

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

Oni: Lol doesn't put it in perspective, that's some funny shit.

 

Re: Sarah goes wild.

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KojiroSon said:

Oni: Lol doesn't put it in perspective, that's some funny shit.

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Oh the real though. I let my friends see these and they started crying. I'm still rolling off of the Jeffry comment and Goh's interview. You're doin' a hella good job man.

 

Kage Live.

Kage Maru.


-B.W. :
How are you doing today, Mr. Kage Maru ?
-Kage :
Oh I've been better I'm still recovering from neck surgery.

- B.W. :
Oh dear, what happened ? Did you get into a car accident ?
-Kage :
No it's that stupid head first pounce, I've been complaining to Am2 for years about that move. It's extremly dangerous whether I land it or not but they won't listen, all they tell me is "we'll look into it". Look into it !! What the fuck !? I have screws in my neck what is there to look into !? I have two other pounces I can use, I don't see where the problem is.

-B.W. :
You don't seem too happy about this, are you planning to boycott the next game if Am2 doesn't comply with your demands.
-Kage :
Well, I wouldn't go that far but I think that after all these years I deserve a little more respect.

-B.W. :
Well some people think that it's the other way around, that you actually receive the ''red carpet treatment''.
-Kage :
Let me guess....... Goh, Brad !

-B.W. :
No actually it was Jeffry McWild who made that statement I'll let you listen to what he said. Lets role the clip:
-B.W. :
What exactly do you mean by that Mr. McWild ?
Jeffry:
I mean that some characters get the red carpet treatment while others get screwed. Lets take Kage for instance : the dude gets a KILLER throw game, great speed and power, a jumonji stance with a catch throw, a high and mid reversal, great back turn moves not to mention a back turn throw and the list goes on. I mean HEYYY why don't they just go ahead and give him a fourteen inch dick too while they're at it. Might as well, I don't see what else he needs. Am I right or wrong Barbara ?

What do you have to say about this ?
-Kage :
I'm surprised that a veteran like Jeffry would still find time to whine after all these years. After all I've done for him. I got him the threat stance, I started the : Make Jeffry better petition after VF3tb. If it wasn't for me he wouldn't be half as good as he is right now and that's the thanks I get !? Hey if you got you got it, if you don't you don't. I don't think he'll ever be top tier material.

-B.W. :
What do you have to say to those who call you "cheap''.
-Kage :
My advice to those people is that they need to improve their game. I mean what the fuck do they want me to do : change TFT to HCB+ *Lol* Not gonna happen !!

-B.W. :
If there was one thing you could have for the next game what would it be ?
-Kage :
Hmmm lets see, how about a fourteen inch dick. *Lol* No maybe a 65 dmg point +.

-B.W. :
WHAT !! You're joking right !?
-Kage :
*Lol* Calm down, calm down, ok maybe 40 dmg points.

-B.W. :
NO !!!
-Kage :
Ok then, can I atleast have my old backflips back !

-B.W. :
That's more reasonable. Lets move on, Vanessa Lewis and Leifei both had a wonderful rookie year. Do you ''top guys" feel threatened in anyway ?
-Kage :
Hmmm Vanessa's looking good, she seems determined and has huge potential. I see her being a threat in a couple of years. As for Leifei... Naaah I don't think he has what it takes.

-B.W. :
And why do you say that ?
-Kage :
I don't know he just doesn't look like he has the fire, the top tier charisma, I don't think he has what it takes to take it to the next level, I don't think he has the balls.

-B.W. :
But Vanessa Lewis does !!!!???
-Kage :
You said it I didn't.

-B.W. :
No, no, no YOU said it.
-Kage :
NOooo I said LEIFEI didn't have the balls. Don't put words in my mouth I know how you media people are. A little editing here, a little editing there and VOILA !!!! Kage said Vanessa has balls !

-B.W. :
*Lol* It was nice talking to you Kage. Oh yeah one more question why doesn't your mask fall off anymore ?
-Kage :
I don't know you'll have to ask Am2 that. See you next time Barbara.

 

Re: Kage Live.

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ONISTOMPA said:

Kage Maru.


[-B.W. :
What do you have to say to those who call you "cheap''.
-Kage :
My advice to those people is that they need to improve their game. I mean what the fuck do they want me to do : change TFT to HCB+ *Lol* Not gonna happen !!



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Ha Ha lol /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Fun to read! thanks!

 

Re: Kage Live.

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ONISTOMPA said:

-B.W. :
If there was one thing you could have for the next game what would it be ?
-Kage :
Hmmm lets see, how about a fourteen inch dick. *Lol* No maybe a 65 dmg point +.

-B.W. :
WHAT !! You're joking right !?
-Kage :
*Lol* Calm down, calm down, ok maybe 40 dmg points.

-B.W. :
NO !!!
-Kage :
Ok then, can I at least have my old backflips back !

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old backflips? i'm afraid i'm lost... but the rest was hilarious!

 

Re: Kage Live.

On VF2 (maybe 1 as well, I never played it) he used to be able to continuously backflip by hitting instead of just his ++ cartwheel.

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No maybe a 65 dmg point +

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Gold.

 

Re: Kage Live.

Oni, you had me crying on this one. You got mad talent, keep it up. "You said it, I didn't." Lol.

 

Re: Kage Live.

this was the first funny one since akira.

 

Re: Kage Live.

Because your sense of humor is the only one that matters right?

 

Re: Kage Live.

dood, your personal picture SUCKS, your name for this site SUCKS, your comments SUCK. oh the only good thing is when you stop posting. that's about how you sound right now buddy. don't criticize if it's not constructive criticism.

 

Re: Kage Live.

Man, either you're a professional comedian or you must have VERY HIGH standards /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

 

Re: Kage Live.

haha i respect you man, keeping an upbeat attitude after Samsofag goes and makes an ass of himself. Don't worry about what he says all this stuff is better than anything the rest of us can cook up. [dare i say especially him?]

 

Re: Kage Live.

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ONISTOMPA said:

Kage Maru.


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-B.W. :
That's more reasonable. Lets move on, Vanessa Lewis and Leifei both had a wonderful rookie year. Do you ''top guys" feel threatened in anyway ?
-Kage :
Hmmm Vanessa's looking good, she seems determined and has huge potential. I see her being a threat in a couple of years. As for Leifei... Naaah I don't think he has what it takes.

-B.W. :
And why do you say that ?
-Kage :
I don't know he just doesn't look like he has the fire, the top tier charisma, I don't think he has what it takes to take it to the next level, I don't think he has the balls.

-B.W. :
But Vanessa Lewis does !!!!???
-Kage :
You said it I didn't.

-B.W. :
No, no, no YOU said it.
-Kage :
NOooo I said LEIFEI didn't have the balls. Don't put words in my mouth I know how you media people are. A little editing here, a little editing there and VOILA !!!! Kage said Vanessa has balls !


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Dude, Leifei= THE TOP TIER. Just say no to downing Leifei. Kage has gotten his in the past and will continue to get his. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Kage Live.

I know man, Kage's just talking shit ?

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

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ShadowCatcher said:

dood, your personal picture SUCKS, your name for this site SUCKS, your comments SUCK. oh the only good thing is when you stop posting. that's about how you sound right now buddy. don't criticize if it's not constructive criticism.

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yeah, because thats exactly what i gave here:

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Samson said:

akira and goh interview=hilarious
brad interview=alot of cursing to make up for not having any real jokes or substance.

I dont man, you kinda lost it there with brad. I was pleasently surprised at the first two with their wit and genuine humor. Most fans cant capture that. I laughed my ass off. But...i dont know man, maybe its cause you kinda forced the brad one cause of the request. Or maybe this is done end of evengalion style, try and destroy everyones intrest in it by totally destroying everything you liked about it.

so there you go, some constructive critiscm. thats it.

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Thats more constructive then pretty much anyone else has said. Everyone is else is pretty much, "i liked it. i laughed alot. i like it when i laugh. i like funny things." Now how constructive is that? Thats not helping anything except giving ONI credit, which he does deserve but ive never denied that.

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Izha said:

I agree with Samson, first two were(and still are) excellent /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif, but you shouldn´t have continued since good jokes lose their power if repeated.

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now i didnt just post that cause he agress (or agreed) with me, but because its exactly what im trying to get at. Yes, it was HILARIOUS at first, but im disapointed that he keeps going with it because the majority thinks its funny. Well you know else the majority likes? Austion Powers 2 & 3 and Friday 2 & 3. Now, the first movies of both those series were fan-fucking-tastic. But they kept on going with it and they eventually lost their credibility and humor (as is happening here).

But, if you all like it, good. Express your opinion about it. Dont get on me though because im expressing mine and it isnt the popular vote. I DID give constructive critiscsm and i am now.

And yes, he is obviously funnier then me, and alot of you, but im not really trying to be. I also wont claim to be. If you want to turn this all against me, then go ahead, but im not sure what that will neccesarily accomplish.

(ps maybe you can express your self more constructivly instead of the 3rd grade playground verbal lashing of "Samsofag")

 

Re: Kage Live.

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Izha said:

I agree with Samson, first two were(and still are) excellent /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif, but you shouldn´t have continued since good jokes lose their power if repeated.

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I´ll just have to take this back, keep going /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.
But Im still saying Brad interview wasn´t good because I didnt really had the picture of Brad talking there and it was more built with cursing than with the actual character (am I making sense...? Not sure with my english skills...)
But I guess I was replying too early.

btw..Kage was best so far... I hope you really do all characters.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

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Samson said:
Thats more constructive then pretty much anyone else has said. Everyone is else is pretty much, "i liked it. i laughed alot. i like it when i laugh. i like funny things." Now how constructive is that? Thats not helping anything except giving ONI credit, which he does deserve but ive never denied that.


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Samson you have to realize that most people aren't taking this stuff seriously. Why the hell would they want to make indepth critics on something so minor to them. You're not paying for this, this isn't a cd, a movie or book... You're not leaving VFDC saying to yourself "Shit I got ripped off by ONI : That last interview wasn't funny'' This is free entertainement I ain't charging shit. After the Akira int. I could've easily stopped and said fuck this thread but since some people were having fun with it I just said what the heck lets continue till I run out of things to say and lets have fun. But then bam you come in and crash the party with this serious arrogant (borderline annoying) tone as if you were some type of judge and I suddenly had to impress you. I have no problem with you expressing your opinions but you're making it sound as if I owe you something, like I'm wasting your time. You know what I do when a thread starts getting boring and uninteresting ? I move on to another one.

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Samson said:
now i didnt just post that cause he agress (or agreed) with me, but because its exactly what im trying to get at. Yes, it was HILARIOUS at first, but im disapointed that he keeps going with it because the majority thinks its funny. Well you know else the majority likes? Austion Powers 2 & 3 and Friday 2 & 3. Now, the first movies of both those series were fan-fucking-tastic. But they kept on going with it and they eventually lost their credibility and humor (as is happening here).

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Like I mentioned earlier : why are you still here ? If the original Austin Powers made you laugh but the other ones were garbage and ''eventually lost their credibility and humor (as is happening here)''.
Why go see Austin Powers 4, 5, 6, 7 ? Either you're a hardcore Austin Powers fan (but don't know it) and don't really care whether or not they can live up to the original OR maybe you like wasting your time and money, OR maybe you're a fucking retard who enjoys going to the movies because the popcorns taste good. You just don't realize how dumb you're making yourself look !

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Samson said:
But, if you all like it, good. Express your opinion about it. Dont get on me though because im expressing mine and it isnt the popular vote. I DID give constructive critiscsm and i am now.

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They did give their opinion, ok you're expecting everyone to give an indepth critic on every shit I post. Are you a dork or something ? Imagine this thread with 5 other guys like you. See how depressing it would be !? I'm not trying to please you, if I made you laugh then great, if I didn't guess what ? It's also great. But it's funny how somehow you're still here reading my corny shit.

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Samson said:
And yes, he is obviously funnier then me, and alot of you, but im not really trying to be. I also wont claim to be. If you want to turn this all against me, then go ahead, but im not sure what that will neccesarily accomplish.

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What they're trying to tell you is that just because A) makes John Doe laugh doesn't mean it's going to make Billy Bob laugh. If it ain't funny then fine, move on with your miserable life, nobody is forcing you to read this you know.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

Well said. Only problem is now we'll probably have to put up with a mind-numbing reply from him as he attempts to salvage his dignity.

Nice work with the interviews by the way, refreshing and original. After the first two I was going to ask you what site you got them from until I realised they were your own work /versus/images/graemlins/confused.gif.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

For all those wankers out there stop being so freaking anal. I was really enjoying this thread a lot. Then all of a sudden shit starts flying, WTF! Take a drug any kind of drug, legal or other wise and chill out. /versus/images/graemlins/mad.gif