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Don't know if it's lag or still adjusting to new stick sensitivity (last one had been in use for years), but I keep screwing up Pai's 66P+K4, when trying to zoom back in. If you see me standing there randomly doing the reverse animation as you're getting up some distance away from me... that's what's happening and it's screwed me up a few times.
Same deal with Aoi 2KP after a mid level float. I'm randomly getting evade instead lol, so again if you see me do that, it's an input error. Sometimes can mean getting the round or not
Also, the amount of times I get hit by the low crumple part of that Jean kick string is ridiculous, but again, deceptive green bar wireless connections could be a factor here, grrr.
Akira low/mid shoulder mix-up as well, even against Aoi, 2 hits dead every time. I can't even imagine what it must be like to play this game dealing such quick, deadly dmg over and over It's like two people playing two different games.

 

You can go to town with lows on me. i never defend lows. im just too dam lazy.

 

The list would probably be shorter if I listed my strengths.

I can't hit-check. Like, at all. Like, can't tell the difference between getting a CH and getting guarded.

I can't do fuzzy guard. I take far too long to stand back up, or I take too long in crouching in the first place.

I can't cancel my evades. My inputs are far too slow and I usually end up doing a full evade, then a full dash.

I can't watch stance.

I can't remember character-specific combos.

I can't do just-frame timing, which is particularly problematic when using Jacky.

My whole defence is lazy throw-escape. I can lose round after round to repeated low-sweeps that knock-down on normal hit, or anything that works on guard/breaks guard.

I avoid any moves/combos that are used in 'scrubby online tactics'. I don't want to fall into the trap of being over-reliant on things that only work online, so I tend not to use them at all. Things like Jacky's beatknuckle > spinkick or his sidekick combo, or Goh's 3PP spam.

7K.

Kage.

Taka.

Psychic Opponents (Nomas)

Everyone else's characters being OP and mine being unusably broken.

Sun in my eyes.

Guffing cat in my lap.

I have a headache.

Stick is broken.

Lag.

 

seems like a normal day for you. don't u use goh now?

 

I've been playing with him for the past couple of days, though I wouldn't really call myself a 'Goh user' yet. At least with Eileen and Jacky, I can hide my incompetence by spamming long-winded strings to make it look like I know what I'm doing.

 

so is spamming one of your strengths. does it come natural?

 

Oh yes, though my major strength 7K after getting knocked down.

 

My weakness is I don't have any weaknesses and players don't like losing.

 

Sounds like someone has been on too many job interviews to get sponsored

 

Yeah......Its hard being great with all these haters around.