Quotes

'When you made 'I like the Pussy' were you really thinking
about dangling your dice on Lances forehead? - Lincoln Osirus

You know how to tell when a Black woman is pregnant? you stick a bannana up in her , and If a bite is taken when you pull it out that means she's pregnant. Random asshole redneck

Mabey I could have a T shaped penus with 2 heads! - Plauge

 

That (one of them) was Paul Phoenix of Tekken!

From Homer Simpson
"If you get eaten, it's your own fault."
"There's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned."
"...it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"It's a crock, no matter how good you are there is someone better."

And pretty much everything Master Po said.

 

Here's one of my favorite quotes ever. Makes you think. Hopefully this thread doesn't turn into a religious flamewar after posting this. I mean no offense to anyone by posting this quote, it's just a statement that really stuck with me.

"God must transcend the greatest of human weaknesses. And, indeed, the greatest of human skill. God must transcend even our most remarkable attempts to emulate nature in its absolute splendor. How can any man or woman sin against such a greatness? How can any carbon unit on Earth, in the backwaters of the Milky Way - indeed, the boondocks - possibly betray God Almighty? That is impossible. The height of arrogance is the height of control of those who would recreate God in their own image." -Ramtha

 

Quotes I thought of Myself.

"What's the point of being Number 1? You have to be beaten sometime."

Me in my Homer Simpson-ism

(In SoCal)

"Here's the Lexus HS250h. It's really just a dull, reliable Toyota Prius with a Lexus badge. Sounds good. Very good, it fact. But it's like a skateborder wearing Audemans Piguet. And that's where things go wrong.

"You see, I've seen skateborders bail on, like, you know, YouTube, and often they scrape their wrists, all the time; and I thought, if he wears AP, as soon as he bails and his wrist has crashed into the concrete, diamonds will almost certainly race across the footpath.

"So it's a skateborder with a gold watch. Might look be a first timer, but if you drive under the beautiful skin, and realise there are diamonds missing, you know Toyota has crashed a lot of times.

"For example, thanks to the hybrid technology, it uses less fuel than a Focus. But because of the same hybrid technology, it emits more Carbon Dioxide than a Mondeo. And Al Gore advocates these..."

Me in my Jeremy Clarkson-isms ie talking shit. Just thought of it today.