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This has got to be the worst review there ever were, and it's about VF!

Warning: Upon viewing, frustration levels might peak to new levels causing irreversible mental damage, view at your own risk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H576cpZtx-U

 

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Some deep art.

 

lol Gears of war having good graphics?? lol i laugh at such an awful game... anyways I laughed at that because he has no idea what hes talking about.. he wasn't even playing the game

 

I can't tell if he's being ironic, sarcastic or just moronic. Why does he put the disc in a Dreamcast?

Sarah a rip off of Nina?
DOA takes thinking to play?
Loves fighting games but hates arcades?

I could go on, but I've wasted enough time on this idiot. Seriously, don't watch this video.

"Fighting Game Messiah"? More like "Fat Guy Moron".

He can keep dreaming about the DOA girls though. It's the closest he'll ever get to a real woman.

 

Oh God, guys, please. It's obvious he's making fun of that certain point of view by exaggerating! Just chill out, and have fun watching the video, because IMO it's hilarious!

 

No, I'm far to angry to chill out.

That's what I would have said had I not seen Myke's video. That's song's far too catchy.

 

That's right! I watched that review and got SO MAD well... I wanted to upend six horses and set all the computer monitors in Antarctica ablaze. I mean, I want to take a threshing machine to the ice at the next Winter Olympics. I hope it muddles the surface sooo badly that the figure skaters will start using car tires. STAY MAD! REALLY MAD!

 

Sensitive much? It's obvious he's making fun of some other bad game reviewers. Apparently there's a reviewer called X-Plus? He does parodies of their reviews I suppose. The dreamcast thing was done on purpose.

 

I hear ya! I watched that vid and I got soooooo mad, like OMG! I clenched my fists and shook them in the air while I yelled "Damn youuuuuu! Damn you all to heeellll!!!". It's like I was some sort of attention-craving teenager full of inexplicable feelings and brooding-mood-swinging emotions. Then all day long I was walking around replying to everything with an "Arrrrgh!" like a pirate =/

 

Still the best review for VF I've ever saw. Even serious fighting game reviews are bullshit; none of the reviewers ever even have an understanding of the game.

 

He's parodying the video game reviews as shown on the X-Play show on the G4 network.

I thought the vid was very cool.

 

*Bangs head on desk* I feel like a right tit.

I can't believe I was that stupid and didn't realise. I should have known it wasn't serious. After all, there can't be anyone truly that delusional, can there?

 

NO! Stay furious! Like if a two-ton Buick landed on your mandible! Let out the spurious blurriness! Scurrilous! Neurons to the E Pluribus!

Follow the Kamais demise to the fluke that is Ookin. Like you were pukin' the Shoryuken. Grapple with that apple drinkin' Snapple. Pap smearin' spackle cackle that could be wreckin' the Feck. He just says "Bleck! What the heck you draggin' my name into this non-fame game that's lame?"

It's far from the same frame of mind you find in the unkind grind taken on by the blind in a bind as they get behind on bills that make everyone ill til they swallow the bitter pill. They're left hollow to wallow in depravity and be chained down by gravity.

Such an all powerful force runs its course making your very skin sag and drag. You look in the mirror and want to gag. Get the rag out of the bag you stole from that hag. Wipe the smile and leave the bile. Got that vile look in your eyes?

That's it.

Fucking FURIOUS.


Stay that way.


Plague out.[/size]

 

Plague I love you!

 

I can't do it, Plague. I just can't get THAT angry.

Well, I probably can if someone quotes Michael Winner on my profile again.

 

Now for quite a serious discussion in some Muslim TV. The guests discuss how a person converting from Islam to other religion should be treated:

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I'm an atheist, but I like the "freedom of thought" man's thinking If only more people were so open minded, no matter their belief.

 

Consider me the left tit, I also thought it was real until people start saying it's not serious lol, just follow what plague says though and stay furious.

 

Kanye West interrupts Barrack Obama
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