Random Links (Videos, Stories, etc)

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Learn young ones!

 

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Lord Asia speaks the truth.

GE

 

Crank that Kosha Boy /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23422646

 

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Al Bundy gets his BJJ black belt after 14 years.

 

I dont know why, but this shit had me rolling

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Lmao, that's so crazy that it's funny XD

 

HAHAHHAHAH! OH SHIT REAL LIFE ULTRA MAX GIANT SWING!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

I LOVE THIS! HE SHOULDA YELLED, "YES!" before he dropped the guy! hahaha

 

Here's the female version of the giant swing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPJQGm3vRU
that chick looked like she got knocked the fuck out! XD

And this vid had me rolling, I dont know what the hell the skeleton on that bike is saying but this is still funny.
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in that video into a heel hook.

 

Lol, that would be awesome! Damn Sega, wish they'd listen more.

 

Nah, i'm sure clockwork kage will have that first.

 

I got this in an email, thought it was funny, specially if these stories are true.

"Be careful out there, idiots are amongst us...

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."
We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From K ingman , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This happened at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered tha t it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE !"

 

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Bill Shatner and Conan O'Brien get re-mixed into what is probably the Captain's best song.

GE

 

The wind is blowing again.

I believe one of my Xmas presents was to lose 42 shingles! Even though my roof had been repaired! At least this ends before March.

 

I love it when cartoons remind me of my life !!!

a great blast from the past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVblp4fsi9I

 

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I need the extended remix of this.

GE

 

Now, this is how to trash talk while playing fighting games!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA

 

Fallout 2 unofficial expansion
This is for you RPG heads out there. 2 years in the making, fallout 2 expansion mod is now released!!! Hail to the king!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJwODowvVY

Technoviking says beat it.. this guy has got to be on something.. the captioned video features the original random techno music( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4&feature=related ) but the Beat It version had me laughing for days..

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how do you embed vids on these boards?.. the copy pasted codes from youtube show up as text here..