Random Links (Videos, Stories, etc)

Ultimate warrior...gay confession

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CDDu4AYSg&feature=related

 

lol, that's some good editing right there. Dude was bogus for that.

 

Football's for pussies!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eys_9beFQZ4

nits grow up to be lice.

 

Chuck Norris saves bakery.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25441767-5013016,00.html

 

IRL ultimate atomic buster
http://i39.tinypic.com/2dbwbjr.gif

 

A very interesting video about open-mindedness:
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Sean Connery showing whats up.

 

Counter-video for MPAA anti-piracy commercial:

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Some pictures I took this afternoon from work. I kinda cut out the left side of the 2nd picture but the rest is in the 1st. I would've taken 1 pic but I didn't realize the res on my phone was that big.

 

Who the hell wrote that lol?

<span style='font-size: 11pt'>I like</span> I <span style='font-size: 11pt'>the</span> I'll <span style='font-size: 11pt'>writing</span> I <span style='font-size: 11pt'>and I like</span> I'll <span style='font-size: 11pt'>how</span> I'll <span style='font-size: 11pt'>every</span> I <span style='font-size: 11pt'>line</span> I'll <span style='font-size: 11pt'>starts</span> I <span style='font-size: 11pt'>with "I" or "I'll"</span> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

Haha! Tell that dude I feel for him! I've worked in a grocery store for almost 2 years now to pay for college; I know how it feels to try and face 14 aisles by myself, then have the managers come in look at you like "Why the hell ain't you done?" And let me tell ya, facing a store the night after a holiday is HELL.

Everything and anything is obliterated. All kinds of meat and things supposed to be frozen laying on shelves. I'm glad I don't work nights facing anymore though /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

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hahahahaha that shit was funny libertine! what a way to start my day! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Fucking EPIC Thai Pantene commercial / short film:

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I'm still sobbing like a little bitch...(What a way to start my day - damn.)

 

that IS a most excellent commercial.

 

That commercial coulda been a hotdamn movie!

How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you
http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#url=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.catswhothrowupgrass.com%252Fkill.php

Here's Elvis Presley in walk hard... look out!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxZzZTHB4A

 

Everyone needs to try this.

 

Now, quit smoking!
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DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
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Texts from Last Night

Some examples:

(401): The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance

(416): If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.

(845): i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

(508): If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it

(203): maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans

(646): If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.

(212): I'm drive I can fine osifer