Shout Box FTW!

gastinell: Why do people always wait untill i take a dump to join my matches
Kobi: ... What?
Libertine: I spy through his window.
Libertine: I also sneak into his house and place laxatives into his food.
Libertine: Once he leaves for the bathroom, I join.
gastinell: someone always joins my matches when im on the toilet
gastinell: lol
Kobi: Way to go the extra mile, Lib.
Libertine: Kobi, I think you need to go to the bathroom.
gastinell: i'll put glue on his toilet make sure he stays there while u stomp his body at the end of the match
Libertine: Cover him first.

 

Pulling a Plague here and posting myself 'cause I'm fucking hilarious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Seidon: I'm just gonna do what Shidosha does and scream shit down the mic
[x] Seidon: Just one random buzz word and catchphrase after an other
[x] Seidon: that's how people commentate fighting games
[x] Seidon: I always mute any streams I watch and listen to music if there are people talking.
[x] Seidon: They tend to get on my tits
Chief_Flash: LOL
[x] Seidon: I like commentary on stuff like starcraft though, that's good stuff. But that game isn't as fast paced
[x] Seidon: "PIZZA TOSS. WAS THAT A 12 INCH WITH LOTS OF SAUSAGE!? THAT'S WHAT WOLF IS GIVIN' YA!!"
[x] Seidon: "HYPE HYPE! SALTY! FRAUDS!"
[x] Seidon: "THIS IS HIGH LEVEL! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[x] Seidon: And ont he stream it will be a guy blocking a 2p and his opponent fuzzy guarding.
[x] Seidon: Nothing insane at all
Chief_Flash: problem? LOL
L_A: sorry phone call
L_A: back now
[x] Seidon: "SPOD DOESN'T STAND FPR STUN PALM OF DOOM ANYMORE, IT STANDS FOR 'SON, PRAY OR MASTURBATE' YOU KNOW WHY!? 'CAUSE WHEN AKIRA HITS THAT SHIT YOU HAVE BUT MOMENTS TO LIVE!!!"
[x] Seidon: Then I'll start saying people are free and mans be gettin' buss up
[x] Seidon: Oh, and bodied. Someone has to get bodied</div></div>


Also, no offence meant to Shidosha, I like what you're doing, man. You're just about the only person I've seen talk VF on a stream before and I respect that you're trying to hype the game up.

 

FUCKING YES! Thanks for sharing Seidon, and props to you Shirt!

 

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Griever: lately I have been getting a boner each time I visit VFDC
Griever: console version news get me horny and hyped
Griever: my girlfriend apreciates them and passes on a thank you</div></div>
Everyone wins!

 

YESSSSSS

 

Libertine: Lobby music is awesome.
Libertine: I run across the room sliding on my knees making pretend I'm strumming an electric guitar.

 

Just realised I can't spell. SPOD=/=SPOM, still funny though

 

Also, no offence meant to Shidosha, I like what you're doing, man. You're just about the only person I've seen talk VF on a stream before and I respect that you're trying to hype the game up. </div></div>
lol first time i saw this
I don't do that do i? I mean I KNOW i'm loud and colorful thats just how i am. but i do THAT!?

 

I enjoy it, I listen to you. Everyone else gets muted.

 

just making sure Okay i'll keep it moving

 

You're like the Yipes of VF, but better imo... Stay dope homie!!!

 

Never change, Shidosha. VF hype and bizarre fashion trends are what you do best.

 

Just never take the euphemism literally and wear shirt on your head Shidosha

 

Kamais_Ookin: I have a job interview tomorrow and the employer is a woman
Kamais_Ookin: Do I tell her she's beautiful???
Manjimaru: :3
Femto: just run one out in front of her, you'll be fine
Manjimaru: lol keep it professional, pro
Kamais_Ookin: K. smile
Ash_Kaiser: don't write or even quote any poetry
Kamais_Ookin: ofc
Kamais_Ookin: That's reserved for when I get the job offer. wink
Seidon: Walk in with a limp, when she asks if you're okay say "Yeah, I was running downstairs and I tripped over my cock. I'll be fine." Enjoy your new job!
MarlyJay: sit with your legs really wide and scratch near your knee. "sorry, itchy cock ". Profit

 

Good thing I saw this just before I'm about to leave, gonna try Seidon's or Marly's advice.

 

Fuck! the interviewer changed and it was a man instead, I panicked and went with scratching my knee followed by "sorry, itchy cock."

Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

I was given a volunteer offer though that could lead to a job ONLY because of how damn impressed he was when I said those lines. Thanks guys!

 

Excuse me sir, you step on my cock...

 

The Olympic Torch is cumming, err, coming to an area near Feck. The idea of torch theft was introduced. Here is the result...

[x] Feck: they'd bob everything around me in a ten mile radius in an attempt to isolate me
[x] Feck: *bomb
[x] Plague: The blowjob version sounded way better
[x] avok23: i will tell them to force sega to cancel vf series
[x] Feck: blowjob everything around me?
[x] avok23: and cut your power internet and water
[x] Plague: Fucking right, Feck
[x] avok23: and send a stream of rapid dogs your way
[x] avok23: rabid
[x] Seidon: Blowjobs?
[x] Feck: damn, I can't even manage that
[x] Feck: *imagine
[x] avok23: blojobs from crack headed chavs
[x] Feck: Plague has messed my mind up there
[x] avok23: and asbo council boys
[x] Feck: Steal the torch then suddenly mass blowjobs in a ten mile radius
[x] avok23: lol they are trying to make you jealous
[x] avok23: the streets will be alit with the slurpy sounds
[x] Seidon: Steal it near me then
[x] Feck: they think the mass blowjobs would draw me out of my house?
[x] avok23: slurp slurp squeak
[x] Feck: I've been with my partner 10 years, i'm immune
[x] avok23: well you would want some
[x] avok23: you partner gets 1 too
[x] avok23: remember everything
[x] Feck: nah, i've learned to live without that stuff lol
[x] avok23: sega cancels vf 5 fs
[x] Feck: sound of distant blowjobs does nothing for me
[x] Feck: I've got their torch
[x] Feck: What can they do
[x] avok23: cos sega is making the olympic game and they need the olympic tourch to sell their game
[x] avok23: can you live with the torch and no fs?
[x] Feck: probably not

[x] avok23: mass suicide from vf fans world wide
[x] Feck: I'd demand the goverment fund all future VF games on console
[x] Feck: or the torch gets it