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ZOMG. Machida PWNAGE. FUcking Serra. Learn to sweep

 

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someone stuck a gun up his nose and pulled the trigger, but luckily the gun jammed and didn't go off. he realized he had to do something to protect hiimself, so he learned karata :hahahahhahahhahahah:

FAIL.

 

Hahaha! I remember when he said that and I was trying to picture a gun going up someone's nose (lol) and them thinking "Man, I really need to learn some karate so I don't get shot." (lolx2)

Machida... wow, that's all i can say about that fight is wow. I don't see that guy losing for a long time. I thought that GSP could take him if Machida dropped or if GSP went up but after seeing the way he dismantled Evans I'm not so sure GSP can take him. I could even see Machida giving Anderson Silva a very hard time.

Machida is not losing for a long time as long as he maintains the level that he displayed tonight.

Prepare for the return of the McDojo attack. There's gonna be a McDojo on every corner after tonight /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

...Aw shit, and here I thought we were making progress against McDojos.

All that a school's gotta say is that it does Shotakan and there'll be a surge. Hell, I'm not even looking forward to all the Lyoto Machida players I'm probably gonna end up playing on the video game now.

 

Serra was robbed, even Hughes knew it. balls.


The McDojo mindset has never slowed down, it will never slow down. Hopefully though the only thing that Machida will inspire is people to look at their Stand And Trade "strategy" and come up with something more face and win friendly.

 

I don't like Pages chances against Lyoto.

 

Getting Subaki in Easy

 

http://www.versus.com/nw/article/view/79896/?UserDef=true&catID=2175&tf=ariel_helwani.tpl

Click on this, scroll down, watch the vid and be entertained by funny Rampage and then listen to Rampage after he gets a little pissed. Still funny though /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Topics of discussion:
-Rashad's statement about how Machida was more deserving of a title shot than Rampage.

-Rampage's nickname for Machida (hilarious)

-Rashad allegedly ducking Rampage when it should have been Rashad vs Rampage instead of Jardine.

-Jardine and Rashad's nipple twisting.

 

That was funny, but damn, Rampage is slippin fast. I'm not looking forward to hearing what he sounds like and seeing how he acts after another 5 years of fighting, and 10 years to let the mental retardation incubate.

This is going to help all those mma detractors. Of course, we see it in every "collision sport" from boxing, to football, and surely in mma down the line. But they'll all act like its sooooooo barbaric that it happens in mma.

 

lacheeta, while funny really shows how little Rampage gets Machida. could be a really nice beating in store for Rampage. which is good.

 

"Whoever gets the belt, it don't matta... Cause when I get in the cage, they gon' splatta... Nah'm sayin?"

"What the hell wrong wit you?" *slap* "Ariel!"

 

/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

That's 30 minutes from my house! Need to check ticket prices....

Edit: Does not seem to be on sale yet

 

Rampage ducked Lyoto, looks like Shougn is getting the title shot.

 

Edit: Haha, my dude, Rampage ain't ducking Machida. He passed up a title shot just so that he could fight Evans. You can call it what you want to but I totally understand Rampage's mindset on this. There's a lot of variables and different reasons that make sense to me as to why he would pick to fight Rashad instead but for now, Ima just go with what he said: he REALLY wants to whoop Rashad's ass.

Here's Wanderlei Silva vs Rich Franklin Round 1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tam3bQXHK5s
In Rock/Paper/Scissors /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Haha. I played along with them and tied Wanderlei. We actually threw the same all 3 times. Little known fact about me. Social ruin pwns @ RPS. So much so i had to 3rd person myself. Lol. I wish i was going to a live gathering of vf5 for this alone. My RPS yomi is en fuego!!! As is my ability to use 10 year old catch phrases.

 

Alright, let's play right now /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif
Rules: You can't open the spoiler box until you've picked R, P or S. Best 2 out of 3 and no cheating (honor system rules)
Round 1
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Round 3 (if needed)
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Draws are acceptable since it's online /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

hahahaha. I was distracted. I was at work, and my agents were asking me questions. It was rigged. The lag affected me more than it did u! I can't properly use yomi over a post on the internet.
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ah fuck it. This is the internet, and no one else knows the true results...so...i won 3-zero. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif