Virtua Fighter Rappers and Poets Speak out

Bulls-Eye-Direct-Hit-Don't-Miss,
so how many fighters must get this?
Ownage with an accuracy so high,
like juggling with Mr. McWild - no lie,
El Blaze yells "Hot Dawg" loud,
I just ask: "Can you eat it?". I am proud,
I dissed a tiny Mexican, but hey,
he punished me with the Huràcan,
Goh stomps me while I'm on the floor,
I just thought: "You J6-Whore",
Three days later, he knocked on my door,
The screen gets black: Sorry, too much gore.
Not suitable for children, no way,
That's the message for the vid of Miss Hilton,
But hey, I'm still alive,
Goh likes to collect silver objects, I think,
he forgot his knive.

 

my name is goh,
i once did a throw,
n' stubbed my toe.
maybe ill just give up,
on this stupid ju-doh.

 

"My name is Peaches
and I'm the best/
all the DJ's want
to feel my breast"
*human beatboxing by twin sister*
hiccaaaa hiku hiku, huu, hiku hiku

 

^^^Coming to America FTW!

Well, here goes....

I'M BACK!
AND I'M GONNA DO THIS AND THAT!
AND STUFF I CAN'T SAY IN PUBLIC
CAUSE I'LL GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT!

UHH! UHH!

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

Top that!

 

Hahahaha, yeah boyyyyyy, here goes:

I slice and dice men like mice
atoms I splice
sacrifice your life with the mic device

Top that! Lmao XD

 

Tragic thread..

 

You say "tragic thread"
like the magic's dead
I say "leave this thread alone!" /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif
like that faggot said /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

tony you may be nice
but my style's straight up gutter
my flow's coming out so smooth
i can't believe it's not butter (ROFL)

 

All yo platinum cats, I'm about to run in yo fridge,
We all about food, belly up, two in ya ribs

 

LMAO, I liked that one. Here's my reply:

You might be sick like gonorrhea
but my shit flows like diarrhea
I'm iller than Kim Jong
and TKD kicks from Korea

Cuz I got a sicker delivery
I'm iller with the wordplay
lyrical swordplay is my forte
this ain't Burger King
but you can have it your way.

I'm the king of hearts
and the ace of spades
my lyrical designs
are more graphic than Plague's

Lol at that last one, just wanted to reference Plague's Graphic Design company XD

 

T-Fam, nice OG name,
spitting such dope rhymes earns you fame,
But let me tell you, I'm not less talented,
And my super wicked flows are not even rented,
That was just the warm-up,
what's coming up now is equal to a purified hydrogen bomb drop,
Against that, even an unique Ninja trick is useless,
It's like giving a frog a blowjob,
or playing against a Nerd a nice game of chess,
This is not supposed to harm you,
but let me warn you,
Everything I say is pure and true,
Words transform to fists and penetrate through,
This is against HONTO, he is not what you call a G,
If I hear any of his synonyms, I just yell "Pronto",
Get this landlubber out of my way,
His hand was only useful to masturbate and as an ashtray,
If he posts again, or throw shit at anyone,
Then Myke will ban him successfully, son.

 

I was doing some friendly rap battles with some people from a different forum and I want to sum it up here, because there are some cool verses.

...

xbloodlinex: "ok i give up.. you win...."

Jemun: "You give up, you say I win, but man, I thought I'd just begin, but OK, I accept your loss, but let me tell you, you do NOT floss, you have a nice flow, you do not blow, maybe just the individual at the next street corner called hoe."

xbloodlinex: "you're fucking crazy... your mind have to explode... damn it..."

Jemun: "My mind is like a Jigsaw puzzle with 1.000.000 pieces, lös es und genieß es. "

xbloodlinex: "er hat was ^^ damit wirste aber nicht weit kommen wenn jemand kein deutsch kann" -- Translation: "That is something, but it will not get you that far, because not everyone speaks German"

Jemun: "No problem, I gotta stick to English, If I don't know what to do, there's also Engrish, but that's another story, anyway, I'm looking for glory."

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darkprince2: "that`s terrible crap!!german rap is much harder than the english...and...i understand everything^^.

Jemun: "Man, you don't know it, rapping rhymes in English is for the win, may I tell you, but let me first begin, German is made for literature, English is tha Rapping ultimate nature."

darkprince2: "okay let`s see what you get/ are you clean in your head/ let me see what you can/ and see the goddessyou damn/"

Jemun:"Not bad, but let me tell you, stop that backslashing, or I'll be mad bashing, around with words, and that hurts, coming to this rhymes final, I'm writing something true, that transforms to a fist and penetrates through."

darkprince2: "hmm...you`re bound on the train/we will see us again/ because you meet twice in life/ and your rap is without drive/ so go to your own home/ or i have to use the smackdown/ know i have to go off/ so i say see you later mr. frog!"

Jemun: "You say you have to go, but I think you have no flow, you have to admit I'm better, stick to - writing a letter, just kidding, I know you gotta leave, and don't spend too much time on your grieve. Cya later."

 

okay

 

Dudes just mad at me
Cause they want to be like me
I’m a real soldier
Yawls just trying to be
It’s all good doe
Because it’s all history
I was just chilling at work watching videos of R
They got mad because I said Jean wears a sport bra
Buts it’s all good
Because am hood
And I can smell a hater from far
It aint my fault Jean looks like he takes shots to his jaw
Dude looks wack with sliver hair and long black stripper gloves
Now yawl acting like when yawl first saw him it was all love
Yawl wasn’t even sure if he was a dude or a chick
Now yawl hate on Biggz
Yawl need to hop of my DICK…


This is some shyyyt

 

I'm sorry, you were right /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

 

Tony Toni
Tony the tiger
All on my dick must be a dick rider
Tony Toni
Stop talking shit to me dude
Just keep playing with Brad and adding vids to YouTube
Dawg this is so easy
You got me laughing like Young Jeezy (HA HAAAA)
Am going to come to MIA and take away your breezie
Oh shit no breezies you only got Brad
I made one lil post and Tony Toni got mad
My bad Tony Toni what you stay on the rag?
Oh shit let me stop son I don’t want to brag
Someone’s going to read this, yup I smell hate
Gats to log on tomorrow
Damn I can’t wait
Got an email from Myke so I’m probably going to get ban
Also got diss in a message from my lil hommie Fulan
But it’s all good in the hood because you know how I stay
And for the record that dude Jean
Still looks gay….

Tony Toni Tone The Tigger

 

biggz, how old are you, six?
Only thing I hear from you is "Yawl see dicks",
What's up with all that shit, can't be just cool with VF,
Man, get a grip, you don't want to end like HONTO, right?
If you keep posting easy, the ban will not be in sight.

 

Yo playa, watch how I handle the joystick
k-step so fast you break your neck
Step up son, next on deck
Blue in the face?
Guard canceled your breath
kicks to yo neck.
Can't step to dean with the weak technique
I sabaki your bullshit, flip your feet
Mentally son you can't compete
weak reflex synaptic reflex
got you instinctively grabbing for another token,
damn you weak.
I take on all sets, win all bets
break teeth like down, foward pg

 

step in the ring wit that boy akira yuki
feelin like u was playin a robotic yucky cookies
hot dam the dash in n out is so swift
thought u was gon make contact but wiffed
now its time to make u pay
single hit to tre
basicly what im sayin it's stun palms all day
the only one without a full circle attack
but the only one that can do damage with his back
dam that boys raw
yoho's to your jaw
might fuck around n do a jump kick off the wall
known for not havin the punch tap tap tap
but when im standin ur inputs are back back back
so i rush
wit attacks that crush
turnin ur hard style into straight mush
ima fuck around n be the first to use that weapon on my hip
not no guns them nunchucks on some bruce lee shit
Akira's the man that's what I tell my brother
who else can lose 4 straight tournys n still be on the cover

 

LOL at the "Tony Battles" this thread is funny as a bitch


I think its time for me to start battles too. What do u guys think?