Virtua Fighter Rappers and Poets Speak out

Codak?

What is codak?

 

Honestly, kid
is this the best you got?
talking bout your rhymes blow minds
more like they blow cocks

Talking bout I offered you head
heh, you gotta be kidding me
do me a favor and stop posting
about your personal fantasies

You get a cookie for catching my light jab
even though it was subtle
finally, took you long enough
to write a rebuttal

It was straight doo-doo
but I guess that's your style
nigga you coo-coo
if you think you're versatile

You can't make a rhyme
that's close to intelligent
you can't fuck with my rhymes, son
my rap-style's celibate

Never mind you can't spell
never mind your rhymes are garbage
but now you making up words?
Ha, that's just retarded

Talking bout dude's assholes
and dudes giving you head
you prob got N'Sync posters
hanging over your head

You sound like a gay homophobe
I'm just warning ya
go back and read your rhymes
they sound like gay erotica

I bet you a homo-thug
a homo-scrub
you a homo-bouncer
at a homo-club

Let me show you real skills
here's a lyrical kill:

You a low life in high heels
trying to live the high life
with low bills

I don't mind if you gay
I respect your preferences
but can you make a rhyme
without some gay references?

You fulfill the stereotypes
people have about rap
nothing but homophobic, misogynistic,
curse-filled crap

But I'm too much of an enigma
to be held by social stigmas
I'll carve a stigmata on your skin
of my super sigma.

 

That's some kind of a bear right? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Dresden Codak, a comic book artist who broke his arms
He say a bike accident made him thank his charms
But however the lie is really, like Apollo 11
His tyre was KNEEed, to made it look severed.

He really's not my favourite though
My breakbeat's starting to go
My favourite's Scott Fraser
Oh man, I think euthanaisia.

Yesterday was my birtday,
And I want my birthday to be yesterday.
My promised suit may not have make,
so Akira Yuki SPoD cut my cake.

I'm running late for Romeo,
so Juliet's brains are gone.
So he may be Lion or DiCaprio
And she's Sarah Danes.

So now I running out of time[/size]
So when you see me you're mine
If get online you'll see my cracks[/size]
So long, get out, I run like Mach.

 

What do u guys think of the new sig?

 

Dude, you asked: it's not good.
Here's a little bit more constructive criticism: try proof-reading what you wrote a few times. Rhyming using the same word (target/Target) is not very creative.
Also, try to look at your rhyme from a third perspective. Like, why would you have a shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif
Hope you don't take my two cents personal, I'm not an expert but I figured you wanted some feedback. Better from me than from somebody who hates rap altogether.

 

Virtua Fighter, what else we need?
No MK with features like intestines which bleed,
forget Tekken my friend, it's useless like a new cigarette brand,
and please, quit SC,
it has too many glitches, the only thing that runs right, are your fridges,
I bet you thought I rhyme with "bitches",
but the only bitch is Ivy with her double K implants,
her fighting style is limited to the From-Behind-Stance,

Seriously, exchange the discs and we go,
"Great I'll grab my dick, yo",
Shit, getting you back to VF is tough,
if it has to be, your balls are enough,
now sit down and try something from the black book,
the game is more balanced and even the women have a better look,
Now tell me: Ivy or Vane, okay I admit, both are hot, you can't complain,
Maybe I should try SC 3 or 4, nah, neither nor,
So I'm standing here with Virtua Fighter, once we get R, I'm pretty sure, the view will be even brighter.

What do you think, Tony? I really need some constructive criticism for it, cause my previous rhymes didn't get any at all.

 

Virtual rappers sit basic shit like they wear pampers
Dean arrives you scurry like anti matter
bitch smack y'all like weak back packers
Whose next to step up to the plate and get shatter
Cause y'all know I chin checks fools like chinese immigration
I got an entire irc channel hatin waitin' and debatin'
I get on controllers y'all just step on deck
ruin noobs like spanish train wrecks
Flow tighter than a guillotine choke around ya neck
Break, stop, look and listen
SKILLS - its what y'all missin
But you feeling yourself like 9th graders with porno
Till I slam you harder than my alarm clock yo
keystyle battles died in the 90s
NYG baby if you wanna really battle me.

 

IM GONNA GET A RECORD DEAL!!! Oh by way, i just be bullshitting around on this tread. I would never put a real rym on VFDC, unless it was in music form.

 

These are awesome, haha
keep up the good work

 

Has anyone tried to put these poems in music form?

 

*post deleted... i tried to make go away altogether but couldn't... just make pretend like i never posted here*

 

Coming up of VFDCUR, we're going deep, deep, very deep into Junky's Jungle. Virtua Fighter Dot Com Underground Radio: we are buried, alive!

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The administrator Myke
Whants to hack the system
Done and on the bike
and he'll catch Freeman

CHORUS

There's an anonymous c**t
who tries his luck
his excuse his blunt
his connection sucks

And the anonymous c**t's
Adress is where?
Plan on a hunt
And he won't be there

END CHORUS

He thought he had the touch of Merlin
And started these forums early
A major topic in the dot-com boom...
Console wars and not Shenmue

Sony is the best, yo
Better than the rest.
Why do you say so?
Maybe prejudice.

It's time to prepare
for the Sega ressurection
and we beat the hare
known as Playstation.

CHORUS

There's an anonymous c**t
who tries his luck
his excuse his blunt
his connection sucks

And the anonymous c**t's
Adress is where?
Plan on a hunt
And he won't be there

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They just stole your lucky loin
That's why you're playing Tekken
I just wondered what you're cooking
Turned out it was really poison.

Myke tried his best to be a hacker
Turned out his attacks were blocked
Ultimate failure, a major counter,
Game over, yeah, he's in shock!

CHORUS

There's an anonymous c**t
who tries his luck
his excuse his blunt
his connection sucks

And the anonymous c**t's
Adress is where?
Plan on a hunt
And he won't be there

END CHORUS

The ninth of September Ninty Nine
And Soul Calibur is really fine,
But Myke was stuck inside class
Playing V. F. 3 t. b. Dreamcast

This topic's deep in Junky's Backyard
I'm sorry to impersonate the Bard
Mike at M.P.X. dot com dot A.U.
Sorry the adress is too old for you.

CHORUS

There's an anonymous c**t
who tries his luck
his excuse his blunt
his connection sucks

And the anonymous c**t's
Adress is where?
Plan on a hunt
And he won't be there

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Yup i'm high and coming back to this thread lol, cause i'm bored and don't really curr and it's all in fun /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

Who want some/get chewed up like bubble gum,/feelin the heat like Florida's summer sun/so much pressure/give you something to remember,/it's VF5 my path starts here and goes forever/i'm reaching for the same thing like a, a jump ball/to not get beatin on daily like a stunt car/only way to achieve it, dedication and time/you can catch me online from 5 till 9/chances are someone's on there whoopin my behind/and that's fine man I dont let it bother my mind/while some others would stop and say why am I even tryin,/another case of the non dedicated retiring/like my man Bruce says you gotta learn how to lose/and not walk away with your ego battered and bruised/I aint scared man I throw myself right in the fire/the more I lose the more knowledge and skill i'll acquire/when you're good it seems people are all on your tip/but if you're not whoa, it's like you don't even exist/wether you've been playing for years or start where I started/you gotta work hard to be a VF battle artist/straight up man i've even played this game in my dreams/making all the right guesses and pulling combos off clean/more things to worry bout than Kage's ten foot toss/probably more upset,, over the fact that you lost/with that state of mind you realize the self damage you cause?/just chill for a second and put your frustration on pause/go over the match bruh and try to point out your flaws/it's gotta be more productive than what's coming out of your jaws/let me slow down for a second/i'm going out of my element/by now what i've said, should be real evident/you can make your own precedent/just be conscious when showing your sentiment towards these others/don't care what colors/man we all brothers/and don't forget what it took, to get where your at/in some point in our lives we've all started from scratch/remember that when a player with low lag asks for a rematch. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKcxCvKS8aw

 

Shun Di, sicker than ya simple drunken lush//drunk as ****, 40x swigs to sum it up//
With (Sou) stance there's no chance//my foes can just throw hands
with hope to land a counter hit and//juggle the old man
My whole plan's devised around deception, movement, and sips//
Nearly impeccable when I'm in my groove and I'm swift//
Stayin' spontaneous to arrange combinations//
I'll have your gauge descending faster than your weight to the pavement//
Or your face to the cane-vas(canvas), with kicks aimed at ya anus//
Your jaw'll hit the floor in awe, it's sounding dangerous, ain't it?//
I got plans to be the man, but to beat the man//
I must defeat Itazan, but he's in Japan.... oh noes!// /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif

That was amusing.

 

That shun rap was dope Shaolin, that last line had me crackin up hahah.

 

VF5 freestyle rap (with a bit of singing /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif )
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This is not me and I don't know this guy.

 

Primo FTW.

And I'm jealous of the Ver. D

 

thats my beat boom bam got damn

 

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