Virtua Fighter Rappers and Poets Speak out

Was that a retarded rapper??? That was mad funny!!! "Rosie O'donnell at a bisexual wedding!"

 

Why?
Whyyyyyyyy /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif
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That was more like a battle of the mentally challenged and the lyrically deficient /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbs_down.gif

 

OMG i haven't heard this beat in ages! What song is this again? xD (in the vid that T-Fam posted, i mean)

 

Don't hate on Eli. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif

<span style='font-size: 14pt'>He's THE BEST MAYNE! HE DEED IT!</span> /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

 

royce the 5'9 - boom

 

Thats just sadnesss.... <span style='font-size: 23pt'>HE DEED IT </span>

 

i just had a seizure solely from laughter

 

hahahA GO ELI GOOOOO!!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

this shit never gets old.

in the meantime, eli should battle these guys and get translated!

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001, thanks man. The beats by Primo are classic. This prompted me to bust out the Illmatic album. Oh the memories when rap was actually pretty good. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

 

man i kept watching the Eli vid real last night... i was all groggy at work and I would just randomly laugh thinking about the vid. The co-workers thought i was on something.

 

Bad news: Soulja Boy's new album "iSouljaBoyTellem" coming out soon, in time for Christmas... as if you can't get any worse. The last one really hurt// I've got pillows ready, like diving from the jetty.//

 

I just made a myspace music page. Please come check it out(IllCoz Made some of the beats)

Http://Myspace.com/RawEmpire

 

Check out my new song "Oh Yea" on my music page. http://www.MySpace.com/RawEmpire

 

One afternoon in Mexajapana land...

Pai made us pie
It tasted so bad we had ta punch ha in tha eye
she said "I like it ruff!" and opened up her thighs
Blaze pulled out his hot dog and blew her fuckin mind
cause its so hard to find It almost made her blind
But shes so very kind she let him hit it from behind

yes... yesss she did...
The End?

 

so basically

Blaze: Make me some pie, woman!
Pai: Here!
Blaze:...it sucks! *46P
Pai: I just got punched in the eye!!!
Blaze: sorry
Pai: aww it's ok
Blaze: so um, let's do it!

..and they deeeed it-

 

Alright, I'm going to break it down alphabetically why I can't be fucked with:

A, you can't B me or C me/
lyrically or in 3-D
you better off poppin E
you get an F for fail
for impersonating a G/

I flow like H2O/
roll like a J of hydro
spit like AK's
hotter than pyro

Face me? Catch an L
you get popped like M&M's
you're sweet like candy
& your rhymes are feminine

N to the O, I won't P
on you like R. Kell-e
but ain't no Q I will poo
on your girls bell-e

Fucking with me you'll get burned
like an STD
I penetrate your eyes
like rays of UV

Wtf, you want more?
how about some hardcore?
I radiate like x-rays
don't ask Y I'm so raw

You can stare but don't dare
to make my anger flare
nor compare mon frere
with this elbow dropping/knee throwing
debonaire nightmare
Oh yeah...
you catching some Z's down there?

 

copyright asap

 

I go: "How many throws did you escape" He's like "What? I pressed 2." I say: " Two!? Which ones? You gotta escape the strong ones dude! daaaaaaamn" -Griever

Sounds like a rhyme to me.u got some hidden talent lol.

 

Congratulations, Cja, you're now officially the corniest cornball on vfdc.

 

i forgot about this funny as tread lol *REVIVED*