What VF fighter would you want to be?

Lau Chan is the the only way for me.

 

well, i wouldn't want to be jeffry...i can't swim that well and get sea sick...

goh seems like he has a horrible life...

lau is dying right now...

pai has a dying father who doesn't pay any attention to her...

sarah is hot as hell, but has a brother who stalks her and probably secretly wants to do her...

vanessa is hot, but she's a military girl...and i just don't want to be a part of that crazyness...

shun di is old and drunk....i don't drink, so that's two things that i don't want to be any time soon...

lion is just an annoying turd. seriously, if i ran into him on the street, i'd punch him in the face just for being him. i wouldn't care that he'd then probably poke me to death...it would be worth it just to punch him in the mouth and prevent all annoyance from being uttered from his lips again.

eileen just seems wierd to me. maybe it's because she impersonates a fighting monkey so well...i don't know...she just seems like an odd duck.

el blaze has some anger issues or possibly a personality disorder...so he's out. "start. running. NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!"

kage has had a troubled life...i wouldn't want to live it even if he's a bad ass ninja.

akira and lei-fei are too obsessed with training to have real lives...plus, lei-fei is a monk...i love sex too much to live that way even if he's a complete badass.

wolf is huge...but lives in the canadian wilderness...i don't like winter enough to live that way.

jacky wants to do his sister...now, i'm not judging him because if i had a sister and she was as hot as sarah, i just might feel the same way....but, i don't and he just seems a tad bit creepy to me. plus, if i was jacky and sarah was my sister, i wouldn't have a chance to get with her....and that's why my choice is the following...

i'd be brad. he gets all the ladies...sarah, vanessa, pai, eileen, aoi....all at the same time...or separately...or different combinations...whenever he wants. he just snaps his fingers at them and they fall to their knees. plus, he's a muay thai badass that could probably enter the world of MMA and clean anderson silva's clock. that would make him a made man for life. sex, money, fame....brad is the complete package.

 

If Brad gets all the ladies, I'll be brad. Whoever gets all the ladies.

Otherwise, I'd be Goh. Brutal mf'er.

 

I'd be Jacky, cause whenever I did anything, I'd yell "YEAHHH!"
Poured cereal in the bowl? "YEAHHH!"
Got my paycheck? "YEAHHH!"
Used the bathroom? "YEAHHH!"

Life is good when you're faster than lightning. XD

 

DURAL... I can change colors...MJ style...

 

stupid double post

 

and then being able to tell anyone when they try to speak "less talk. more action!" would be the icing on the cake...

 

I would be Vanessa and work out in front of a mirror all day

 

Brad IS my main.. and he DOES get all the ladies, has good looks, is rich, has no insane problems with ANYTHING (no j6 issues, no parent issues, no im really old and gonna die soon issues...)
BUTTTTT
Since I like brad so much I'll be Aoi so I get to do it with brad ;D (Aoi and brad are rivals and are clearly gonna do it eventually)

ok jking im not that gay/inlove with brad... SO il pick.. akira cause he gets to be a bum that can kick ur ass and i like being a bum and brad's life just seems to easy...

 

<----built like jacky, fluid like lei fei

 

Built like Jeffry, flexible like Eileeen. Wait...

 

Pai, because she's my main. That's awkward though since I'm a male. Maybe I'll just use her fighting style