Why fighting games suck

gonna roll up this thread and smoke it

 

wow...

i just read this shit and i'm blazed as fuck! bravo masterpo. once again you've outdone urself. and leaveittome riding masterpo's old cock! fjsjk;a fjsk;fjs;a fucking priceless!

/me awaits for it....

 

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
C++

 

F equals M A?
Full is Metal Alchemist?
I don't think that's right.

F equals m a.
That's the correct equation.
"M" and "A" are wrong.

Yes, it can be proved.
Sir Isaac Newton proved it.
Get your facts straight, fool.

And some more advice:
Get off masterpo's nuts, as
It's not healthy, 'kay?

 

Listening
as the wave retreats
into itself

 

That's not a haiku.
Please look up definition,
Hazzerone. Facepalm.

 

Damn, I can't even believe anything that cannot be proven xD
And I'm definitely sure this one --> F = m * a is correct.

Wanna try leaveit2me? Have someone smack your face with a lead pipe, then ask him to smack you again with something possibly larger but definitely heavier, and have him/her do it the same way as with the lead pipe.
Now... which one hurt more?

Seriously, as Marly already told you, don't debate science when it's been proven for decades, ok?

Don't worry, we won't tell your mom as long as you stop doing this shit

 

FUCK UP is they presented at you. Nothing. As I said, if you've never read the point of it was to try to further it done I'm old enough to be your web site that you.
Nothing. As I said, if you stated for your time for someone to be your life, why read so many hits this website sees? Okay my friend, consider it moves beyond that.

You want to lower the extent that.

First my lack of physical stamina, and personal limitation 5 or so years ago. I'm civilized don't say no to SHUT THE 'please'.

Cant comparative skill levels required across difficult.

chess is harder than spanish

Yes, keeping track

Yes, shortstop is harder than roller skating

So all yall haters with your brain isnt trying... watch this

Yes, lasagna is harder to jack of spawn times is harder than ramen noodles

Yes, played both and dont ready to think/debate rationally harder than ramen noodles

Yes, physics is more compare apples are harder than controlling snipes is more complex/harder than not really, really, really.

 

Argh! Stop
this must now stoppage commence lock
to the taking place.

 

Yes, leaveit2me is the teabagee to po's nuts

 

I would like to address the "chess is more complicated than checkers" argument.

Sure it is. There are more unique, legal chess games possible than legal, unique draughts games. Wikipedia says chess is at somewhere between 10^43 & 10^50 legal positions while checkers has 10^20 legal positions.

Chess has more river to never step in twice.

But this isn't why beginners are mystified. People familiar with the rules of checkers see chess as complicated not because of their mastery of either, but because of their ignorance of both.

People get stuck on how the horsey moves. What's this castling shit? How did you castle over there? What the fuck is an en passant? Boy chess is harder than checkers!

But once you get your feet wet with either game and you are interested in winning, you are faced in each case with memorizing volumes of opening theory, ending theory, critical positions & the perfection of your calculative faculty. In both games you must absorb countless master level games to develop intuition and instincts.

Does any of this sound familiar?

Dojo? Replays?

Training camp? Film study?

Being dominant is tough.

Checkers is plenty complicated enough to tax your all.

 

love you

 

Keep it going, I love this stuff.

 

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Rocks, dirt, and sunken face of Faith, where it was a quiet . . .

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Rocks, dirt, and revered, "I wishes--"

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I love the chess vs. checkers argument is great, but chess is a little restricted.

I think VF is more like go
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)

 

I don't think it's fair to say that chess is "restricted" then say VF is more like Go. I have never played Go but word of mouth has told me it's the Japanese version of chess, was made before chess and has more possible moves.

Although VF is a great fighting game with a superior mind game element which not many FG's even come close to it's still not as deep as chess (or Go for that matter) and never will be.

Think about your viable options given at any instance in VF. Infact let's go for a general +7 nitaku advantage. You can launch them if they try to abare, you can use a move with circular properties to catch them if they try to evade/ETEG, you can delay a launcher or throw to catch them if they evade/ETEG, you can allow them to evade a fast move such as then continue your offence (not sure what sort of advantage/disadvantage this grants but it does seem to work for me).

I would actually carry on this post but to be honest it's 11AM, I need to have my breakfast and I'm feeling a bit of TF2.

Although if anyone wants to add to my "viable options" list please do, and if anyone wants to tell me I'm an idiot and that VF is deeper than chess please do (derp). I may edit this post to contain other options later on when I actually feel like it.

 

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And in an effort to troll myself:

Hollywood and cry like little bitches. All you motherfuckers who are making that movie, we're gonna fucks the ones who are gonna make 'em eat our shit out our shit which is made up of our shit, then eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then shit, then eat their shit, then shit that movie, we're gonna fucks who are next. Love, Jay and find those who are the ball-lickers who are gonna fuck your motherfucks who are gonna pay. Love, Jay and cry like little bitches.
Once we get to Miramax and Silent Bob all your mothers to Hollywood.

^Level 6 Gibberish Generator. Had to click the generate gibberish generator button a few times and edit it a little.

 

I watched Jay and Silent Bob strike back last week.

"Hey, baby! Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"