You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you attempt to handcuff lightning

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-when you say KO instead of OK
-when you have only four different outfits in your closet

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Fixexed!!!

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-When you fall asleep playing VF, have VF dreams, wake up and play some more VF.

-When you're watching a kick-flick and say things like "That's Brad's 66K.", "That's Sarah's low-punch parry from her flamingo stance."

-When you'd rather get into some VF than get into some punani.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

hahahah /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-When you're waiting for someone to do a float combo in an MMA or K-1 match

-When you see a character using Drunken Style in a martial arts movie and you try to spot Shun's moves

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

I literally have tears in my eyes! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

My 2¢:

— When visiting a new city you care more about where the VF arcades are than where to take your girlfriend out for dinner!

— When you invent excuses not to be disturbed for as long as possible so you can play non-stop. ("I'll be playing tennis tonight after work. I'll call you when I'm back." "I want to catch the repeat of this or that Champions League match", etc.)

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Are you serious? That's a quote from a poem by Muhammad Ali, writing about his fight with George Foreman. Here's the full text:

Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tustled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And put thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
I have murdered a rock,
I’ve injured a stone, and hospitalized a brick.
I’m so bad, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

when ur running in a race and and u ended up dead last u blame lag

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When ur arguing with your girl and you hope the clock runs out while you still have more points

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Here's a quote i got off of a WoW site and it was too funny not to share with my VFDC peeps. Doesn't particularly fit on this thread, but since this thread was hilariuos, and this quote is hilarious, the transitive property dictates i should post it here.

Scissor is balanced, but paper is just OP -- Rock

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

when you measure your paces in frames

when you play DOA and try evading

when you get in a bar brawl with some guy and you foolishly begin attempting to jab his knees and lunge your back into his chest.

or you get completely wasted and think you have an advantage . That guy saying "K.O." is a figment of your imagination honey.

when you equate VF as an alternative to food. And vagina.

when you think Dale Earnhart Jr. was Bruce Lee's pupil


EDIT: Vagina was first founded by Tonyfamilia

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

...when you're in a bar and have no money left to buy drinks, you imitate shuns f+p+k in hopes to get a free drink out of nowhere

..when you're drunk and in a bar brawl with more than 10 drinks in your system and u think you just gained new moves

..when you're in a fight with some guy and you have a weapon on you but can't use it cuz it's just for show

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When your girlfriend who doesn't play has memorized the win-pose comments.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

LMFAO!!! My girl knows a shitload about VF for someone who has never even played once!

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

^Definitely applies to VF!!!^

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-when you start a site like VFDC

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-when you tell your missus that you're "twice the man you used to be!"

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Th whole thing with scissor and paper and rock, what does it mean? What does OP mean?

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

I'm guessing OP stands for Over-Powered.